Where I live it gets windy. During October it gets really windy. I had my scarecrow and 2 corpse sentinels set up in the front yard. When I woke up this morning, I look out front to see my scarecrow face down in the ground and the to corpse sentinels still up but facing south. As if to watch the scarecrow fall to his doom. I noticed one of the pumpkins missing. I walked all the way to the end of my street and see nothing. I was completely bummed. Damn thing was gone. When I get home I decided I am going to the store to grab another funkin to replace the one that was lost. So I decided to drive down the street just to check. My wife yells at me to stop she sees it. I think to myself no way. But there it was in front of this house just sitting there. As if it ran away and found a new place to live. This was about a mile away from my house mind you. I look at it and half its face is gone.I thought it was a total loss. Then I decided to take a page from Pumpkinrot and make it a rotted pumpkin. This is what i ended up with.
Thursday, October 3, 2013
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The most powerful and feared Voodoo Priest in Louisiana. So powerful you can't even say his name. He was said to be immortal. Until the day he was killed and decapitated. His head was found in the back of store, which dealt in Voodoo spells and potions. It is said whoever is in possession of his head will forever be cursed. Strange things have been happening to me. I must rid myself of this cursed head.